Ub3r-1337 haX0r, \/\/ho b3 m0dding t3h big ch4nn3l N t3h 5kai,
J00 handl3 b3 t3h roXorZ.
Jo0'z s3rv3r n3v3r krash,
Jo0'z g-lin3s b3 unchall3ng3d,
In all t3h chann3ls.
Let us 34t teh day-old pizza and m4gic b33r,
And n!x our hax,
As w3'z n!x t3h hax of noobz
And t3mptz us not to drop our fir3walls with chixorz & pr0n,
But pwn t3h 3vil noobs who would hax us.
For joo's b3 t3h chann3l, t3h admin status, and t3h wootn3ss,
Till t3h s3rv3rs 4ll krash.
Word.
You might be a true gamer if.. by Vaya-Kahvi, literature
Literature
You might be a true gamer if..
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Your partner complains about you spending too much time gaming.
Your friends complain about you spending too much time gaming. Wait a minute! What kinds of friends are they?
You use pwn when in its various forms when ever possible.
You find yourself typing/writing "pwn" instead of "own" in non-game related things.
You fantasize more about rendered girls/guys then real ones.
When you do get laid your partner doesn't know what hit them.
You dream about running through the levels of your favorite games.
You wake up